surfacage:

the au where everyone is….SAO????? is in an mmo? in which kakashi is a level-capped assassin that kills people with fifty cent bodice ripper novels, sai is the creepy ranger who stalks sasuke just to mock his dick, sakura is the healer who has had it up to here with you fools, naruto is the tanker who is basically fuelled by noodles, and sasuke is the Angriest smol ball of magic in the history of ever

or the au where sasuke is the MOUTHIEST RANGED DPS WHO EVER PLAYED come the fuck on dead last GET THIS FUCKING AGGRO OFF ME 

 or…the au where sasuke still makes bad life decisions. what can possibly go wrong I mean sakura is lower-levelled and she’s just support right……………….

whispers sasuke no don’t why do you think sakura is a battle priest